woke up with a song in my head

ke$ha: tik tok.

she beyond grosses me out.

katy perry: teenage dream.

this song is catchy but really, really stupid.

david hasselhoff: hooked on a feeling.

ok, so maybe i didn’t have the hasselhoff version in mind specifically, but you can’t blame me for not passing up an opportunity to post a video of the hoff.

katy perry ft. snoop dogg: california gurls.

katy perry is the rachael ray of pop music plus a whip cream bazooka bra.

bobby picket and the cryptkickers: monster mash.

i wish this was a joke. but damn, this hook…